Fools Gold

Jonathan decided to egg the Whites house, one colorful spring morning on April the 1st.

It was rumored that, just underneath the first step on the front porch, lay a treasure trove of vintage goods that would fetch a good price.

He'd become top dog if he could snag it, or so his "brother" had told him.

A gang of Sinbads road up to their lawn and waited. The door opened and, Jonathan readied his white shelled bomb.

Out came his "brother" with a gaggle of highschool boys, squirt guns in hand.

They froze, he laughed.

"Gotcha' losers!"

"Retreat! Retreat"