Doctor's Orders

Raymond sighed dejectedly as he tried to digest the sour news his doctor had given him that morning.

"How the heck could this happen?" he asked himself unbelievingly as he stood before his bathroom mirror staring in total disbelief. The news was totally unexpected. His cholesterol levels were way too high so his doctor put him on a strict dietary regimen. All of his victims now had to be on blood thinners and cholesterol medicine.

"I'm going to starve," he complained. But with an over abundance of processed and genetically altered foods, what else was a vampire supposed to do?