Bad Moments

I’ve plumbed the darkest depths of disappointment and despair including being shown to the worst table in a restaurant by the toilettes on an important wedding anniversary; given a room by the diesel pumping station on an otherwise idyllic Maldivian island; having to endure a middle aged Juliet stand-in at the Opera House; a hard earned corked bottle of 2005 premier grand cru classé; penned overnight in a Calais car park through a complete failure of Eurotunnel; being refused entry to the London Marathon; capped by the unfolding agony of Brexit and the shameless behaviour of the political class.