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Oh No #12

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"Oh my giddy aunt! I just can’t squeeze into any of my suits. They’ve been hanging there undisturbed, like a line of sleeping fruit bats since I threw in the towel relinquishing work. The price of a decent suit has shot up, not far off house price inflation, so how can I justify a new suit for the funeral next Friday?
Well I can’t! James was a fairly casual sort of bloke anyway and he won’t give a halfpenny toss how I look, resting in his box. My mind though, will be full of genuine respect and that’s what matters."

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    Neville Hunt about 1 year ago

    Sorry about the loss. My funeral suit seems to have shrunk too... must be global warming.

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    Drew Martyn about 1 year ago

    I love the line of sleeping bats, Steve, what an image!

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