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Oh No #11

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Unbelievable! The good old English breakfast has come under attack in our house this week. A wholesome offer of a plate of bacon, eggs, sausage, beans and yes, black pudding and fried bread was flatly rejected - I could hardly sit there scoffing a ‘full house’ whilst my friends pecked at their bird seed and dried fruit concoctions. I’m not a bloody budgerigar nor some puritanical food extremist. I dislike having my eating habits derailed by health freaks claiming to be more virtuous than me - next time I’ll sneak down to the local greasy spoon as an act of personal protest.

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    Neville Hunt almost 2 years ago

    Shocking Steve! You can rely on me to join you for the fullest of ‘full houses’. You have to be careful how you choose your mates! This one’s got a pretty free calendar now our holidays are history.

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    Steve McBrevity almost 2 years ago

    Sorry to hear holidays are finished - just have to swelter at home instead as we are.

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