Think Before You Ban It

Oh no! I’ve just discovered that a proposed new criminal offence of ‘up-skirting’ is about to hit the statute book. At first glance it seems a petty measure but I’m actually in favour as, if up-skirting gets out of hand, most girl’s would walk around in trousers and what would the human race be without a nice pair of legs to appreciate?
Trouble is one law often leads to another. At the other end I just hope they don’t ban ‘down-blousing’ because the world would be a poorer place without the tantalising pleasure of a fleeting glimpse.