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Oh No #2


“Bonjour - vous avez dormi bien? Vot a beautiful morning ere en France. Mais zer is one thing I must tell you - zer are no eggs zis morning. Ze poulets sont en grève, how do you say? On strike?
5 eggs yesterday mais rien aujourd’hui. Je suis désolé. J’ai cherché partout dans le jardin dans les flowerbeds et under ze bushes.
I zinc ze little batards are dropping zer œufs in ze garden next door as j’ai remarqué mon voisin, Gustave, scoffing an omelette énorme for petit-déjeuner ce matin on his terrasse.
I must mend ze hole in ze fence".

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    Neville Hunt over 2 years ago

    Must be right on ze Deutsche border avec zat accent!

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    Steve McBrevity over 2 years ago

    Partly right - actually with a Turkish German and Frau, two gay American cyclists, Canadian cyclists and IT specialists who’ve lost their bikes in transit, sympa Franco Portuguese owners of chambres d’hôtes, South African wine nut, some Czechs and of course the chicken.

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