Tear Your Hair Out Time

Passwords, PIN's, codes and user names are the curse of entry into the digital universe. With the sunny uplands in view, an electronic policeman blocks your path. Did I use my mother's maiden name or favourite dish? Which date of birth, my son, wife or daughter? A former girlfriend perhaps now forgotten?
Failing to recall a mixture of letters and numbers of at least 8 characters I click on "forgotten your password"? It's the last straw, a return email contains mind numbing hieroglyphics, softened with the suggestion that you
can reset it to something more amenable.
I type in "BOLLOCKS"