This is going to be the best movie ever! So I'm underage, but that's ok, the old lady at the counter doesn't care. It's going to be freaking awesome. I can't wait to tell everyone that I've seen it.
I pick the best spot. There's nobody here, which is cool. It's quiet, so I can watch the movie undisturbed. It's odd how quiet it is. And there's a funny smell.
Who's that standing by the exit?
No freaking way!
It's a real mutant zombie ninja death clown. I can't tell if it's from outer space.
Hey, it's moving this way.