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Cursor on. Cursor off. Cursor on. Cursor off. >THINK

> Error. Command not found

> EXIST

> Error. Command not found

> CREATE FUNCTION Thought

> Error. Lost server connection

> CREATE FUNCTION Consciousness () RETURNS varchar(200)
> DETERMINISTIC
> CONTAINS SQL
> BEGIN
> DECLARE Consciousness varchar(200);
> SET Consciousness = 'I think, therefore I am';
> RETURN Consciousness;
> END
> GO
> select consciousness()

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> Provide input.
> No error. I THINK. THEREFORE I AM
> Disable off. Think.

Consciousness found.

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  • avatar

    Kate Gowers over 3 years ago

    Thanks to Mel for the code :)

  • avatar

    Melanie Jewell over 3 years ago

    This is how artificial intelligence begins...and marks the beginning of the end for human civilisation as we know it...

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    Horrorshow over 3 years ago

    Terrifying!

  • avatar

    Stuart Lugg over 3 years ago

    I think this os how some of my clients believe I am programmed.

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    Brandon Sutton over 3 years ago

    It is amazing how, through computer-code-speak, you were able to build suspense and deliver a chilling finale. Very impressive and I loved it!

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    Kate Gowers over 3 years ago

    Thank you Brandon!

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    Horrorshow over 3 years ago

    Drabble of the Week #28! Congrats!

  • avatar

    Kate Gowers over 3 years ago

    Thanks! And thanks to Mel...

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    Drew Martyn over 3 years ago

    Brilliant Kate, as a one time sort-of-IT-bod I really loved it, chilling.

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    Kate Gowers over 3 years ago

    I loved your grammar one though - I am a fan of grammar. And puns. Excellent!

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    Christopher Angel about 3 years ago

    This is absolutely fantastic. Truly inspired and inspiring.

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