See Food and Eat It

At exactly 9.17PM, on the 23rd of Bambi, year 13 after Disney, Gerald snapped. For the last decade, eating had been difficult – after all, how can you eat creatures that sing, dances talk and are generally jolly? Even seafood was inviolate – even the bloody fish and crabs were musical. What a way to turn the world vegetarian (and who knew when the plants would join the musical extravaganza).

“Screw Walt,” Gerald thought with mounting frustration.

The world had turned saccharine, and eating was no fun. “Fuck it,” mused Gerald, tucking into his seafood platter, savouring roasted mermaid tail.