Make Up Your Mind

Hey, who you votin’ for?

It’s simple. If the Bronco’s win the Sunday before, then I’m votin’ for him.
If they lose, then I’m votin’ for her. It’s a mathematical problem. I got the
solution.

That’s the solution?!

Ya see if the Broncos win, then he is the underdog and T is further from B in the alphabet. So, my vote goes to her if they lose, ‘cause she is the favorite, and C is right next door to B. I already flipped a coin on the T and the C and I figure the coin toss is the truth.