True Magic

We witches live long lives. This means we have to change often, stay up to date. Take things like racism and homophobia: if we didn’t change with the times, we’d be in legal trouble before long, so we change all the time.

Or… and this is what I do: we just treat people like people all the time: if they need our help, we help ‘em; if they’re little shits, we tell ‘em so.

Magic is all fine and well, but if you were to ask me what’s the hardest thing about being a witch?

Learning to tolerate everyone’s foibles.