Barrabuz’s Postcard From Paruz
“‘Ow do, Cappers? Dat Franz uz fre’rdly. All da femmes wear fishnetz. Wen da Iraki geezers dropped uz at Le Havre A met dis fella wi’ a stripey jumpa. E gi mi one o’ iz oignons and a seater to Rouen. Uz itched a lift on a cart full o’ ay all da way to Paruz. Itz like London by da Sen wi a big Blackpool tower in da middle. One o’ dem ladeez o’ t’ night took arf mi tukkas again but I managed to get mi’ ed down in ‘er boodwah fer an hour or two. Si thee.”
- Category: Crime, Murder & Mystery
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Neville Hunt 4 months ago
Wiv aht nowin' ah much arf ya tukkas woz I carnt werkaht wevva s'gud valyew per hour. But hinterpretatin' wot yew ment by gettin' yer ed dahn mite maykit easya ta assa tayn.. Did yew get to the Moolan Rewj? Parently the sayls droppd orf the winmil lars week... an tha's trew!!
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Neville Hunt 4 months ago
..an yew get a rownd don yew... unloik that winmil no mor!
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Neville Hunt 4 months ago
( I like Barrabuz)
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Sir Robin Kingfisher 4 months ago
Cheers, Neville. As long as dey only tek arf iz tukkas he shud allays have summat left.
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Neville Hunt 4 months ago
Yup... maffmertiks tel uz thas royt.
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Christopher 4 months ago
Oignons was the only word I couldn't decipher in this one.