Barrabuz Bux It, Pax It, Fuggz Off

“A trayed sum o’ mi tukkas fer airyplain tikkas ter Nice (like da biccies). Wen a getz tut airoporto, geyzer wantz mi Passepartout? Waz dat? Dint even gimme ma tukkas back.

Ad ter fink on mi feet. France is o’er t’see - I’d betta get tut seeside. Rung Capaldi from da fonebox. Tek us ware da bluebirdz rover in yer Corsa?

Uz fand aMT stretch o’ beach and I spied deez fellas wi’a boat. Deyz wavin’ bye ter sum udder foryn fellas. Ar much ter France? A ad less tukkas than fore bud dey seemed pleeezed wi arf wot wuz left.”