I have a recurring dream where I am required to complete a skydive on my way home. This time, unlike others when I have never jumped out of a perfectly fine aeroplane, I needed my username and password to open the parachute. PANIC! News was also coming in that our dog was missing. My mission was downgraded to descending from an airport carpark where the lift could only be operated from inside. An update came in that the dog was found 10 miles away, having done 80,000 steps but he was dead.
"Oh, no! Why's she telling me that, now?"
Jamie Clapperton 20 days ago
Thanks for the belly laugh 😃