Barrabuz Bukka’s Fre’rdly Fencha

Uz ‘z fre’rdly frotten finkin uz ‘z gonna ged fugged ba da Fuzz
Sa mi mukka med uz cwm w’im darn iz secred spot
Sa uz stud dere like statters in da muzzium til wi sin em gan
Den uz laffed til uz crarred
“Ah ne’er sin sa much tukkas. Wam I gunna dee w’id?”
“Uz’ll ave arf, ew ave arf” cappered Capaldi.
“Ah’ll gi ew sum fershore, burah may’n ave ter plan ‘ed. Eskep t’t Kuntry”
“La-di-Dah! Ark at t’Frugitif. Where’ll ew gan?”
“‘Appen Montycaro CostadelCrime. Wen ah gi yer dis tukka yer ant sin mi, rite?”