This {insert Region here}

Take a look out o’er this landscape
Ne’er mind the dismal day
Thousands o’ English/Welsh folk
Are livin’ life their way
Some mayn’t meet approval
O’ the guv’nors darn South
A few’d far exceed them
In their financial clout
Someone’s gettin’ beaten up
Some others gettin’ wed
A few prayin’ to Mecca
While these are off their ‘eads
Already.
And we, what are we doing?
Just tryin’ fi get by
Tryin’ stuff, buyin’ stuff, we’ve enough
‘ve you and I.
Can I get to Widnes?
Aye, it’s all the way o’er there
Many rivers to cross though, to be fair