The Death Notices

In Loving Memory
Of Jacqueline McCrory
( Blinkered Old Tory, Spinster of This Parish )

In Loving Memory
Of our friend Seamus Emery
( Big Drinker but Generally A Top Sort Of Bloke )

In Memoriam
Diarmuid Corcoran
( Local Historian and Philanderer )

The Death Has Occurred Of
Sir Christopher Duff
( Never Afraid Of A Drink and a Dust-Up )

Penelope Faraday
Has Peacefully Passed Away
( Did Things Her Own Way and Suffered Fools Rarely )

With Deepest Sympathy
O’Brien, Timothy
( It had to be him or me and it would not be me ).