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We’re spectators of war but it’s not the Grandstand view for us. We’re like Mavis and Ethel with ringside seats for the wrestling. Big Daddy versus Giant Haystacks. All very thrilling when the beefcake starts getting slapped but then Shirley Crabtree lands in Ethel’s lap. Mavis slaps him on the bottom and sends him back into the fray. “I like to think we can handle anything that comes our way”. No sooner had she spoken than the giant was airborne. At 300 kilograms this missile was more deadly and mortally flattened poor Mavis. Back to the studio and Dickie Davis.

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    Neville Hunt 7 months ago

    With a name like Shirley, the big man had every right to take action on a bottom slapping!

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