“ ’the fuck is this?!” he spat out. “I ordered CAP-PU-CCI-NO.”
“THIS,” he raised the cup, “ is Café Au Lait. Too much milk!”
I told him I’ll get him a new one… first one’s on the house.
He took one look at the second cup and slammed his fist on the table. “Did I say LATTE?!!"
Apparently, the foam wasn’t thick enough.
“Dumb waitress.” he muttered.
He took a sip from the third cup. A look of satisfaction crossed his face. “Mmmm.”
I gave a thumbs up to Oleg… who zipped his pants behind the bar.
Horrorshow almost 5 years ago
You are warped in all the best possible ways, K.Z! Great drabble. :-D
Elizabeth O. Smith almost 5 years ago
Haha xD Great read!
Frenchie almost 5 years ago
Great drabble. And yes, some customers can be really prats.
Bryan Thomas almost 5 years ago
Haha! Great last line!
Neville Hunt about 2 years ago
Nice one, K.Z.! The idiot should have kept his mouth zipped.