“ ’the fuck is this?!” he spat out. “I ordered CAP-PU-CCI-NO.”
“THIS,” he raised the cup, “ is Café Au Lait. Too much milk!”
I told him I’ll get him a new one… first one’s on the house.
He took one look at the second cup and slammed his fist on the table. “Did I say LATTE?!!"
Apparently, the foam wasn’t thick enough.
“Dumb waitress.” he muttered.
He took a sip from the third cup. A look of satisfaction crossed his face. “Mmmm.”
I gave a thumbs up to Oleg… who zipped his pants behind the bar.
Horrorshow almost 10 years ago
You are warped in all the best possible ways, K.Z! Great drabble. :-D
Elizabeth O. Smith almost 10 years ago
Haha xD Great read!
Frenchie almost 10 years ago
Great drabble. And yes, some customers can be really prats.
Bryan Thomas almost 10 years ago
Haha! Great last line!
Neville Hunt about 7 years ago
Nice one, K.Z.! The idiot should have kept his mouth zipped.