I was taking a dump when god spoke to me.
The sky tore open and a spear thudded onto the ground.
He ordered me to sacrifice my father to him.
It was the same god who ordered me to slaughter my sister… the same god who provided the spoon that I buried into her soft skull.
I was born and raised in this hellhole… old enough to know that god is everywhere.
God sees everything.
There’s nowhere to run… or hide.
God said something about ratings going up.
And that only one of us will get off this island alive.