House Wine

John was invited to a BYO Party on a caravan site in France where the guests brought the food and the wine but there was twist.
They had to take off the wine label to disguise the winery. John gave three descriptions to the host who read them to the guests who had to choose which one fitted the wine he had brought. One was the real description, one was the description of another wine and one was a spoof including the lines: ‘Trodden in the streets of Loughborough’ and ‘They do not Mackem like this anymore’.
The spoof won.