Happy Christmas

In those early days of troubled and troubling times of a failed education system Ofsted marched through schools and classrooms leaving the shattered minds of heads, teachers and governors in its wake.

One school decided to suspend the headteacher before the inspection and temporarily appoint a person with glittering references to avoid the fateful axe. The governors were pleased to see an immediate improvement in behaviour and standards.

Unfortunately the new found reputation was shattered with the staging of the Nativity Play and the chaotic seating arrangements for the parents, the siblings, the cousins and the grandparents. Requires improvement perhaps.