Home Sweet Home

John was checking in at Los Angeles Airport when he was offered $200 to board a delayed flight. He was keen to be home and did not accept the offer. When he went for a coffee he sat near a lady who had had the same offer and had also declined.

John felt very comfortable as they chatted and told her that that he lived in Nottingham. She said her daughter lived near there in Belvoir.
“Ah,” said John. “That’s a lovely village. Does she have one of those old cottages?”
“No. She lives in the castle. She’s the duchess.”