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Ding dong dockety ding dong ding down the hole it went only to discover that the dramatic darkness dimmed the senses leaving untold misery across the diminishing shoulders of the robotic explorer built to overcome human frailties overwhelmed by changing circumstances clinging to the sides of the drift not knowing the depth of the discovered relics the detectorists would relish with significant pride knowing the hole was ding dong with the kind of dockety doo claiming top dollar at the auction set up to identify the deepest discovery of value in the western province provided by the official documented evidence.