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“Tickets, please.”
“I’d like to complain.”
“This train is ram-packed,not enough seats.”
“You’re in a seat.”
“Yes, but what about my wife?”
“There’s an empty seat beside you.”
“Useless, my wife’s at home. Anyway, what if my whole family was here? Including great-grandkids, there’d be seventy-nine of us.”
“A standard carriage only has seventy-four seats.”
“Exactly. Anyway, look at those people standing.”
“They’re waiting at the door to get off.”
“They should have seats.”
“Then passengers couldn’t get on or off.”
“You’re full of excuses, son.”
“You don’t have a ticket, do you?
“Not really.”

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