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The Skaggerston Nightmares #28

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“Lots of celebrities use sex tapes to boost their careers.” Brett nervously hugged the cuddly toy.

“That’s different. They’re stage managed. Controlled. Leaked in very specific ways. This is just…” Hansen was stumped.

“What now?”

“We make the call. Then we deal with it. Meantime, you lay low.” The limo glided to a stop; the door opened.

“It was an act of affection. Love, even. Me and Mellisa-”

“Brett, you’re a movie star. An action hero pin-up. And you've just been caught, on webcam, fucking a stuffed animal.”

Brett hung his head.

Marcus dialled the number. Sighed deeply.

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    Peter Muscutt almost 9 years ago

    Haha! It reminds me in Grand Theft Auto 5 when Trevor is staying with Wade and Dale in his flat, and they find he's "assaulted" a cuddly toy called Mr. Raspberry Jam...classic.

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