Meanwhile, in the Ministry of Truth...

....."After she was attacked, y'know in the airport, she goes on TV and says that she was never addicted to drugs or booze, she was never bipolar. Those photos of her kissing her brother were staged and he wasn't her brother really and that her baby didn't die of undernourishment- wasn't really hers anyway and was alive and well in Australia.

All made up to sell gossip magazines, she says!

Can you believe she called us sheep? After the money I spent on her biography and albums!

Just after attention, couldn't stand that she wasn't picked for CelebHouse, the cow"