--- Please do not pass this letter to India or any other foreign office for response. While I am in no way racist, I do not believe that I get a valid or empathetic response from persons outwith the UK ---
Whilst visiting your Mikley branch on Saturday I was astonished and horrified as a patron of 35 years to find that my weekly magazine was unavailable.
I approached your SURLY and RUDE "customer expert" who DEMANDED that I check again after the stock delivery!
Maybe it’s easier to watch football than stock the magazine racks?
Thomas K. Archibald Msc.