"Mr. Johnson, reports indicate that you're dissatisfied with the leadership in Washington."
"Are you claiming that our agents are lying?"
"Not lying, but maybe they're mistaken?"
"Here is a video of you stating the aforementioned subversive comments."
"Oh, that was just a joke! Ha ha!"
"We didn't find it funny, Mr. Johnson. This is your third offense, you know."
"I apologize. I'll never say anything like that again, I promise."
"It's too late for that, Mr. Johnson. You're scheduled for reeducation. It's not that bad, though."
"No. The weather in Guantanamo is lovely this time of year."