Count Dracula Isn't That Bad of a Guy.

I don't believe in the inherent goodness of mankind; I can't. If I did, I'd be the Bad Guy.
Of course, all humans have the potential for good, but they so rarely pursue it, and I'm thankful for that.
After many centuries of feeding on them, one would have to assume that I have rid the world of a great many evildoers.
So, if you happen to find yourself facing me in a dark alley some night, make it a point to say "Thank you," before I sink my fangs into your jugular and drain the life from your body.