Eating Habits

Jerry was returning to his crypt after a solid dinner. The picture of a vampire in contemporary literature has made it much easier to get blood. Tonight the girls were pushing straight under his fangs.
Flying through the park, he noticed a funny walking man. Probably drunk, he thought. He was already full, but decided to take the opportunity. He dived, changed his form, and bit the drunkard’s neck. After the first sip he felt that something was wrong. The meal turned his eyeless head.
‘Braaaaaain!’
Jerry escaped frightened, not knowing that today he will drastically change his eating habits.