Economy Cuts
The passengers asked when they’d be serving the onboard drinks and snacks. The steward, who also happened to double as the pilot, explained that there were none due to ‘economy cuts’. The passengers grew fearful when it became apparent that these economy cuts meant there were no oxygen masks, lifejackets or an inflatable chute. The pilot/steward laughed it off, as he did when queried why the plane had no navigation instruments, not even a compass. Economy cuts, he said. As the plane began its haphazard descent, the passengers wondered where the landing strip was. Of course, they knew the answer.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
- Tags: budget airlines
7 comments add one below
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Julie over 5 years ago
I'm scared of flying, so I certainly wouldn't want to use this airline!
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Neville Hunt over 5 years ago
Great stuff, Julie. Now instead of cutting the inflight booze, if that airline had plied them all with free hard liquor, then they would've all stopped caring.
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Neville Hunt over 5 years ago
Great stuff, Julie. Now instead of cutting the inflight booze, if that airline had plied them all with free hard liquor, then they would've all stopped caring.
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Neville Hunt over 5 years ago
Sorry...double posting. Must give up the booze :-)
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Neville Hunt over 5 years ago
Sorry...double posting. Must give up the booze :-)
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Neville Hunt over 5 years ago
My PC's on the blink maybe
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Julie over 5 years ago
Thanks for reading and commenting, Neville. And go easy on the booze, okay ;)
