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Adventurous Alan and Jen didn’t want an ordinary wedding. They wanted something exciting, memorable.

Unfortunately, the priest aborted the wedding, entangled as he was in his parachute lines. The couple tried again.

The second time, the priest, an inexperienced skier, broke his ankle on the nursery slope, the wedding again called off. Next time, a faulty oxygen tank was to blame.

Alan and Jen opted for a simple ceremony in a church – predictable, ordinary, but at least they were able to say ‘I do’ to each other.

A year later, they became proud parents – in a shark tank.

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    D.M. about 8 years ago

    why am I not surprised? (We've been invited to several "destination" weddings lately. No thanks, I like to pick my own vacation spots...) Good one Julie!

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    Julie about 8 years ago

    Thank you, D.M.

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    Neville Hunt about 8 years ago

    I really like this. I look forward to following you, Julie...but not in a stalky way of course!

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    Julie about 8 years ago

    Thanks, Neville.

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