Surplus to Requirements

“I see you've another gadget, Simon?”

“Seriously, man. This new watch is amazing. I can get directions, cinema listings, shopping, the works. It can tell me how many calories I’ve burned and how long I’ve been standing up. It even measures my heart rate.”

“Does it make toast?”

“Don’t be stupid. Look at the apps: calendar, maps, photos, music.”

“So you’ll be showing it off to your new girlfriend when you meet her later, then?”

“Arrgh! Sophie. I should have kept an eye on the time. She’ll kill me for being late.”

“What you need is a decent watch, mate.”