-THE recent stealing of the shlonkles has been resolved as the doing of the Fweebot! We need a full barrack of Shlipshlop soldiers ready by morning, we are looking at you Flobbreks!
-THE rising in Fwemblong crime rates needs to be stopped! Please wait in city Rougenbery to be assigned to a state of defense, offense, or doing paperwork, which has been seen overflowing Clambreg hall's windows!
-FLORKSTER Manstemfer has made an upgrade to the previously popular Alomperet Bike! Please be informed that they now hover a Flermt Unit off the ground!
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