Mr Gorgeous

He knew he was gorgeous. The trouble was, he expected everyone else to acknowledge it too. He would strut around and show himself off and he made a point of talking loudly so that everyone would notice him. Occasionally he'd catch sight of himself in a mirror and you could almost see the double take as he went back to bask in the view. Often, of course, he would stand in front of the mirror deliberately and just take in the wonderful sight of his gorgeous body, as he turned this way and that.
Budgies. Don't you just love them?