I was drudging home in the pouring rain after work, holding up this green and blue umbrella my mum lent me after my old one broke, and this red haired lad confidently saddles up to me and asks, “please can I have seventy pence to watch X-Men at the pictures?”.
I handed the boy my brolly and opened my wallet. Despite the brat’s inferior height he did his best to keep the umbrella over my head and I thought that was thoughtful of him. Later when I was masturbating, the ginger popped into my head and spoiled my climax.
Drew Martyn almost 6 years ago
Omg that is so funny, I really wasn't expecting that ending!
Horrorshow almost 6 years ago
Glad I could inspire a laugh from you Drew! Thanks for commenting! :-)
Horrorshow over 5 years ago
You're being exceptionally generous in your praise, Chloe! Thank you! :-)
Horrorshow over 4 years ago
I wish I knew.
Rodindeadpan over 2 years ago
One of my all time favorites. Whenever I think of this I laugh. Thank you.