Covid Cake

Wash your hands,
Shield your face and self isolate.
Place six bubbles into a Barnard Castle sized bowl
Add VitaminB for immunity.
Mix in a pub full of young ones.
Divide the mixture into three tins,
Place in the lockdown at a high temperature for a furlough,
The cake will rise but it should eventually level off.
Try not to taste or smell because you may not be able to.
Socially distance the cake into three tiers.
Make sure that no different tiers hug, visit or, God forbid, couple up.
Enjoy the cake instead of a pint at the pub