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Wash your hands,
Shield your face and self isolate.
Place six bubbles into a Barnard Castle sized bowl
Add VitaminB for immunity.
Mix in a pub full of young ones.
Divide the mixture into three tins,
Place in the lockdown at a high temperature for a furlough,
The cake will rise but it should eventually level off.
Try not to taste or smell because you may not be able to.
Socially distance the cake into three tiers.
Make sure that no different tiers hug, visit or, God forbid, couple up.
Enjoy the cake instead of a pint at the pub

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    Drew Martyn 3 months ago

    Sounds like my sort of recipe - very funny but a hard-hitting point too.
    Much as I like a pint, I'd go for cake at home every time over a pint at the pub.

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    Marion E Ball 3 months ago

    Would you believe that I have never ever had a pint let alone in a pub. Thanks for bothering to read it.

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    Drew Martyn 3 months ago

    No problem Marion, I enjoy your drabbles very much.

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    Neville Hunt 3 months ago

    This is terrific Marion. I chuckled all the way through!😁

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    Marion E Ball 3 months ago

    Neville and Drew
    You are too kind.
    Thank you

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