The worst thing about having a wife thirty years younger is the constant pestering for sex.
I got home from work to find her draped across the kitchen work surface, naked apart from a fish slice.
"My sizzling chef! Bury your hungry face in my oysters. Bast me with your cooking juices"
The whole business was ludicrously unhygienic, especially in a food preparation area.
I fantasise about cruising local libraries to pick up a woman my own age. I would take her to the nearest hotel, where we would snuggle up in separate beds with a good book before bedtime.
Tony Spencer about 9 years ago
Hahaha!
Horrorshow about 9 years ago
Some genuine laugh-out-loud moments in this one!
Brandon Sutton about 9 years ago
This is hilarious! I really like the when the narrator describes looking for a woman his own age. Nice job!
Bryan Thomas about 9 years ago
Good stuff!