gonzobacardi avatar

by

The worst thing about having a wife thirty years younger is the constant pestering for sex.

I got home from work to find her draped across the kitchen work surface, naked apart from a fish slice.

"My sizzling chef! Bury your hungry face in my oysters. Bast me with your cooking juices"

The whole business was ludicrously unhygienic, especially in a food preparation area.

I fantasise about cruising local libraries to pick up a woman my own age. I would take her to the nearest hotel, where we would snuggle up in separate beds with a good book before bedtime.

4 comments add one below

  • avatar

    Tony Spencer almost 10 years ago

    Hahaha!

  • avatar

    Horrorshow almost 10 years ago

    Some genuine laugh-out-loud moments in this one!

  • avatar

    Brandon Sutton almost 10 years ago

    This is hilarious! I really like the when the narrator describes looking for a woman his own age. Nice job!

  • avatar

    Bryan Thomas almost 10 years ago

    Good stuff!

Join the conversation

Sign up or Sign in to leave a comment on this drabble.