That Gray Goblin is at it Again

That gray goblin is at it again
His torments and pesters demean
Away, I cry but he does disdain
The bastard ate my garbanzo beans!

I shan't forget the deeds he pertains
This asshole is the cause of migraines
To stop him will cause such jubilee
And one day the goblin did say

"I ate your beans and I may refrain
Just promise me this and I'll leave ye be
The garlic and rosemary are fine
but the cayenne peppers are alkaline
They ran through my system was such unkind
Was like a Saturn-5 rocket strapped to my behind!"