(Un)Scientific method

No more comments for my previous stuff. Why? Writing's my profession (unfortunately). Months (officially) of creating grant proposals (glanced over by people with their own grant proposals). Years of publication writing (commanding others to write) to attract citations (from authors who reference based on papers' titles - just like me).

You see? I am a professional writer. Years of it and yet the minutes spent creating my previous stories didn't bring me fame? Wait, aren't there inconsistencies in those numbers? Well, let's call it paradigm of creative works, make up a theory and submit a grant proposal. (Someone would surely bite.)