Her

Another man delivering the "representative of the transdimensional agency" speech. First time I was shocked, now I listen amusedly to talk of "uncountable realities" and "your wife's existential paradox". Would you believe wierdly dressed people proclaiming your wife is "the most important person in the multiverse"? This one is carrying papers filled with my intimate declarations of love. Versions from all realities are "dimensionally convergent" - apparently something unheard of. Refusing to elaborate, he asks questions and then leaves with usual "we'll contact you again soon". Caring only about one thing I write "my love for you transcends dimensions" and smile.