The job interview...

I had a job interview halfway across town. I arrived flustered, with one second to spare, to find a grouch of a receptionist.

"Here, fill this form!"

OKaaaaaay!

Name? None of your business
Age? Never ask a woman her age!
Sex? Excuse me?
What can you bring to this company? Myself
Why do you want this post? The money
Where do you see yourself in five years? Duh, I can't even see tomorrow!

Feeling smug, I handed the form to the sourpuss and stepped into the bright sunshine. Two days later, I received a call offering me the job. Seriously?