The Three Graces and The Venus de Milo...
Boredom was taking over our three marble statues.
-Right, sisters, said Thalia, Let's go to Paris, pick up Venus then gatecrash a sex party. Let's give them plenty 'experiences.'
Venus was for all it. She couldn't stomach Lisa's self contented smile anymore because she looks as 'if she is having orgasm after orgasm and trying to hide it.'
The orgy was well underway and the hostess squealed with delight.
-Welcome, my lovely nymphomaniacs, plenty for you to get your hands on. Oh, sorry Venus, I didn't mean...'
Venus smiled dreamily.
-Well, I have a mouth and a tongue, don't I?
- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Neville Hunt over 2 years ago
Hehe! I love it. It’s saucy, but overall it’s pretty armless!😊 There must be more in this series; I love the concept and the freedom you’re taking with these women. Stone me! It’s good!
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Neville Hunt over 2 years ago
I used to like walking round Montpellier’s own Three Graces statue in the Place de la Comédie every year when I was working at the business school there. Not so gracious though were the famous burger chain’s signs on the building nearby.
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Frenchie over 2 years ago
There will be more in the series. I had intended to write a few drablrs this holiday, and catch up on paperwork too. Alas, the only thing that caught up with me was Omicron. It was only mild but it slowed me down considerably, lol....
p.s. I did not realise they had a public statue of the Three graces in Montpellier. But I found one in St Petersburg. 🤣
hmm... Montpellier, I wonder what anitcs our three unladylike ladies would think of there.... -
Neville Hunt over 2 years ago
Sorry about the Omicron, Frenchie. Me too... still positive... but unsymptomatic. I got it from my son in law, who is guitarist in a rock band and he caught it at a pre-Christmas gig and infected me and his family! Our Christmas was virtually non-existent as my wife was in hospital in intensive care, but not Covid related but a ‘routine’ operation that they screwed up, with dangerous consequences! I feared we might have lost her, but she’s home with me now, living separately, with masks on, except that I’m cook and room service and general manservant🥴
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Frenchie over 2 years ago
I also answered to another comment but I will say it again. I am so glad Mrs H
I am out of self isolation. Against all odds, my son who has only one lung, did not need to go to hospital. I had to strike a bargain with his respiratory consultant that if his 02 went under 94 ,as I had to up it to 1ltr per mn, I would have to call an ambulance to take him. Unfortunately, me being postive I would not have been able to go with him and he has profound learning disabilities. So, I am grateful that he did not need to go. I am still watching him like an hawk, so here we are, I am also a housekeeper 🤣 -
Frenchie over 2 years ago
Covid was really the Grinch, this year, more than last year.
