Missy strikes back ... (Missy 16)
''Ekatarina, I waitin' for ya tonight. You mama, she know. You mama, she fine womin.''
On that, he gave me one last disgusting lecherous look.
Pervert!
Desperate times meant desperate measures.
I ran to the Carnival shop.
4:00am, I sashayed into Igor's office. I pouted seductively to put him in the mood and kept plying him with cheap vodka and joints. When he passed out, I emptied one pack of itching powder down his crotch and, I turning him over I poured the other where the sun doesn't shine.
I raided his safe, made a quick exit. Jobless but safe.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Neville Hunt almost 4 years ago
Hahaha! Good on yer Kat... that job wasn’t really up to scratch.... but when he wakes, he will be! Leg-crossingly funny Frenchie!
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Neville Hunt almost 4 years ago
P.S. thanks for posting Frenchie.... there aren’t many drabbles to read right now... and I’m one of the ones who should be drabbling more! So hopefully I’ll get inspired. 🤔
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Frenchie almost 4 years ago
Yes, it has been strangely quiet here lately. I have been wondering where you all were at. I kind of worried, you know... with all what's going on. I am glad all is well. Will wait to hear from the others too... but hey, you are allowed to have a break... remember, I had one for nearly 3 years..... lol. I hope Mrs H. is well too...
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Neville Hunt almost 4 years ago
Thanks Frenchie. Mrs H is in good form and has performed her magic in our garden. She is actually my best friend so lockdown has been strangely very pleasant. I hope you and yours are coping well. Keep the drabbles coming... and I will try to match them...
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Neville Hunt almost 4 years ago
Welcome back Frenchie! (Profilewise!)
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Frenchie almost 4 years ago
hehehehe, thank you! I love when you put Mrs H. in the drabbles :-)
Kids (errr... as they pointed out to me the other day, young adults, not kids, not teenagers lol) are great. They made most of the lockdown by doing the things they love, mainly, pottering about .... :-) -
Neville Hunt almost 4 years ago
Pottering about... yes, I know that very well.. fence-weaving, upcycling, potting far, far more tomato and chilli plants than I should, dead-heading the roses... in fact anything but the things I should be doing... things like tidying my study, tidying the garage and any other room that I manage to spend any time in!
