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When I die, hopefully not too soon but you never know, St Peter wouldn't let me peek at his list, though I offered him a bribe he couldn't refuse (I won't go into details but he refused!), I don't want a coffin. I am requesting a crypt, with inbuilt bookshelves, spotlights and perhaps a nice little rug to lie on.
Insect and maggot repellants are a must obviously.
Who want to be buried in an old boring coffin that you can't even turn in? Not me!
After all, I will need Eternity to read all the books I have bought.

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    Neville Hunt about 8 years ago

    Nice one! I wonder if they have on-demand online books up there though?
    (I'm impressed with St P; incorruptible! - clearly the right guy for the job.)

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    D.M. about 8 years ago

    recently watched a video on youtube, titled The White Room, where a guy has one minute to ask all the questions he wants answered after he dies. Your drabble prompts a few more...

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