The wonders of the English pronunciation...

As you know, we French pronounce English as we pronounce French. Since it sounds all the same to me, you'll understand why I always say 'linen' instead of 'sheet'.
People think I'm posh but it's not so.
The word 'beach' is also problem. You get funny looks when people understand 'I'm going to the bitch.'
I also avoid saying 'peace.' 'Love' is as good, isn't it?
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes!
You learn something every day. When all 'h' are silent and your pronunciation of Fakenham definitely sounds like ''Fuckanun,'' living in Bognor Regis seems a much better option.