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My blind date is boring me to death. Money, women, his prowess in bed. Towards the end, he gives me the once over look. Well, he paid for an expensive meal, so I guess I'm expected to go down on my knees. He asks me what I like. I said being submissive. He cannot call a cab quick enough.
I go to the restroom, tip the contents of his fat wallet into my purse. Take off my wig, change into another little sexy number, pay the waiter his share, go to next restaurant to my next victim. Sorry, blind date.

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